What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:22
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
What's the difference between a zero shot, a few shot, and a chain of thought prompting?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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